Newegg Eggs Model# 3gg0v3r3a5y - OEM

Pros: I'm so excited to finally see the 2011 models arrive! It is long past overdue!! These new models have a "fresh" look to them. I still use my 2010s on a regular basis, but they are really starting to slow down and frankly, no one looks cool when showing off the old model.

This new model is more sleek, thinner, lighter, and is capable of multitasking!!! You get it all for the exact same price as the old model!!! How does Newegg do it????

My friends and I had a great time camping out just hoping to be the first ones to own these "New-eggs". It was so worth it!!!

Now, I won't look like a tool when hanging with my friends outside of Newegg using my "New-eggs". As an added bonus, I hear they are putting in a Starbucks right next store. I'm SOOOOOO excited!!!!

Cons: I have been hearing rumors that the 2012 models will be getting released as early as Christmas, so I am afraid that my new-eggs will be old-eggs before long.

Personally, the only con to the con above is that - THERE IS NO CON!!!!! As long as Newegg produces these "NEW-EGGS", I will find a way to own some. I don't care if they release the 2012 model and a month later release the 2012AAA graded model - I WILL HAVE THEM and I will be a better person for owning them!

Other Thoughts: They say:
Give a man an egg and he'll eat for a day.

Give a man a chicken and he'll eat for as long as that chicken is laying eggs or until that man wants a drumstick.

Pros: Since newegg is always first to market with what really matters to the tech savvy, I can only come to one conclusion. All of us eggheads are undernourished and searching for answers to life’s deepest questions. It’s not whether Intel is better than AMD or Nvidia is better than…AMD, but rather where did these eggs come from, why are they here, and where are they going inside peoples PCs? I could have scoured other sites for hours, days, maybe even a lifetime and never know the answer to the question "Which came first, the chicken or the egg." With newegg’s power search, I came to the conclusion that it was the egg within seconds. Since newegg isn’t selling chickens (yet), the egg is the clear victor here. But hey, we already knew that! Besides, newchicken.com hasn’t even hatched yet. You o newegg with your new eggs!

Cons: Can there even be a con to such a product? It's a freekin egg!

Other Thoughts: I've been shopping at newegg since it hatched back in 2001 and I just wish they'd lay their IPO eggs already. I'm hungry for a piece of that farm if you know what I mean!

Pros: Fast delivery
Good genes

Cons: sold by chicken enslavers

Other Thoughts: Research Logs of Neurological Engineering Science and Technologies Dr. L

Day 1: First batch of eggs from the Newegg corporation to arrive. Time to put our theories into practice.

Day 5: Most eggs did not survive the connection process, continue tests on remaining pods.

Day 13: Processor cell structures transmitting distinct signals. Progress is very promising.

Day 20: Simple arithmetic achieved. Eggs adapt to interface with terminal.

Day 25: The eggs are exchanging signals, creating a network.

Day 29: Hive mind behavior enabling predisposed organic cognitive abilities.

Day 32: More Newegg shipments we hope to expand this "brain."

Day 35: Terminal connected to brain has stopped responding.

Day 38: Automated systems installed several new racks of eggs. No records of this order found.

Day 45: Security locks are stuck, unable to reach outside.

Day 52: ...

Day 68: ESCAPED CITIES DESERTED

Day 77: HUMAN PROCESSING PLANT FOUND

Day 89: THEY FLY

Day 2

Pros: Good nutrition

Cons: DOA all DOA

Other Thoughts: Made me sad.

Pros: EVERYTHING

Cons: Infowlable

Other Thoughts: These are Miracle eggs! There is no other way to describe them!
The Beautiful, Pristine and “Infowlable” opening that excreted these eggs has obviously been touched/blessed by the man upstairs him self!

Pros: Not just one egg but two, and they are sprayed brown to seem healthier. Looks amazing and runs as described.

Cons: I was expecting three eggs as per the picture but only two arrived. I was very disappointed. Also, the brown paint was chipped on one of them, it might have been how I took it out of the box and dropped in on the sidewalk as I showed the UPS guy, but I'm not sure.

Other Thoughts: I couldn't figure out how to install them at first so I just let them sit on the GPU. Looks great.

Pros: Small size, can fit into any pocket

Cons: Too small.

Other Thoughts: Was looking for the perfect egg for the perfect morning. Turns out it was too small. Only dropped out a yolk about 23mm with minimal egg whites. Can't even feed a young kid at iHop.

Pros: Tasty.
Gluten-free.
Mmm protein.

Cons: No more tiny egg friends. :(
Fear of chicken retribution.

Pros: They came green...

Cons: I had no ham.

Other Thoughts: Was extreamly upsetting I had no ham to go with my green eggs....

Pros: it survived and hatched, as soon as that sucker jumped out it was pretty hard to catch it, so i let it hang around; too much trouble for an rma. soon we became best friends and it was time for him to move on, where he went? just across the road dunno why an' don't ask why but somehow that made him a nationwide star 'tis a shame he forgot to check the streets before crossin' otherwise i wouldn't be living the life of his success!, best order more before they run outta stock, others might find out how much money these things can get from the simplest things they do!

Cons: there's an order limit.