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Newegg Fluffy Buttermilk Biscuits - OEM

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  • Fluffy
  • Buttermilky
  • Fresh Baked Feel

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Golden Brown
Serving Size: 1 Fluffy Biscuit

Total Fat: 4.7g
Saturated Fat: 0.7g
Polyunsaturated Fat: 1.8g
Monounsaturated Fat: 2.0g
Cholesterol: 0mg
Sodium: 298mg
Total Carbohydrates: 13.7g
Dietary Fiber: 0.4g
Sugars: 1.0g
Protein: 1.8g


Nothing beats a delicious fluffy buttermilk biscuit fresh out of the oven.

This accomodating food device goes great with any topping from butter to jam.

If you're feeling adventurous top the biscuit with some crispy bacon, and a fried egg to create magical breakfast feast!

*** Bacon & Eggs sold seperately
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  • Danny V.
  • 4/1/2011 10:52:57 PM
  • Tech Level: Low
  • Ownership: more than 1 year

3 out of 5 eggsSimple. Biscuit.

Pros: This thing is versatile. It acts as the ultimate thermal paste, a home for my rat, a potty for my rat, AND a food source for my rat. Put it all together and you have a nice and warm rat mansion.

After Ratty took a few meals, it created a labyrinth of passageways, one of which lead directly to the center of the universe. There I found a cow, 8 racoons, 13 sponges and a bottomless pit with 3 rotted bodies in free-fall. I wrote a sign above the biscuit saying "Easy-Access".

Cons: I get jealous and take a bite occasionally. Ratty is far too pampered.

smells refurbished

Doesn't quite hold down the fort. Although it's regenerative ability is useful when trekking across the Sahara Desert, it doesn't quite fit as a mitten.

Other Thoughts: Mine was delivered with a giant bite shaped chunk missing and found several new kinds of diseases free of charge.

After taking 2 jealous bites out of the biscuit, I had the urge to tear every Escape key off of every keyboard with a 59.2 Mile circumference. Upon completing my mission within 41.11 seconds, I then decided to dropkick Eek the cat. The biscuit then trudged down my intestine, and I dropped a nice souvenir on a nearby pedestrian. They became infected with the B-virus and then became a clone of Ratty. Thus began the Ratty Apocalypse.... Several days later Newegg decided to take the situation into it's own hands. They sold Bacon and Eggs to combat the B-virus at 41.11, but with only enough stock until the end of 4/1/11. All Newegg consumers then joined forced to make the Coalition of Eggstravagent Baconation. With all their force, the fat from all the bacon forced the eggs to hatch, thus unleashing the FEAST.

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  • Anhtu N.
  • 4/1/2011 10:51:45 PM
  • Tech Level: High
  • Ownership: less than 1 day

1 out of 5 eggs

Pros: Biscuits, what else is there to say?

Cons: Not fluffy. The chickens that hatched from the eggs I ordered as well were fluffier.

Other Thoughts: Can't make my biscuit sandwich now. :(

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  • Todd K.
  • 4/1/2011 10:38:38 PM
  • Tech Level: High
  • Ownership: 1 week to 1 month

2 out of 5 eggsWhere's the fluff?

Pros: They were edible...barely.

Newegg's shipping was stupendous! Do these guys own UPS?
I expect my RMA will be handled with awesomeness.

Cons: These were NOT fluffy! I wonder if I actually got a refurb. The unsealed package should have be a clue. I don't blame the Egg. Maybe it was the shipper. Driving all the time makes a person hungry.

Other Thoughts: I'm hesitant on the eggs...I'll probaby take a shot though, feeling a bit peckish.

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2 out of 5 eggsdo it your self with newegg eggs instead

Pros: they came fresh when i bought them. they went perfect with the eggs but newegg dose not have ham for the eggs benedict.

Cons: if u want your breakfast from newegg then its a much better deal to buy the eggs and bacon then use one egg and some of the bacon fat to mix with flower and butter milk to make your own, that will give u more biscuits and then it also unlocks the settings so u can overclock it with cheese in the middle.

Other Thoughts: make sure to use promptly they dont keep like computer parts so make sure to do your breakfast build right away as if u let it sit until u can afford the orange juice for liquid cooling or the extreme edition hash browns, they go kinda green but get to an unbreakable state. once they get there you cannot fix it with a cmos reset but they are still useful for door stops, and projectiles.

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  • Connor S.
  • 4/1/2011 9:48:02 PM
  • Tech Level: High
  • Ownership: less than 1 day

5 out of 5 eggswow!!

Pros: These things are fantastic!! They are WAY better than the Pillsbury biscuits.

Cons: There is only 3 in a pack.

Other Thoughts: Now only if I had some eggs and bacon...

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  • Marcus S.
  • 4/1/2011 9:19:02 PM
  • Tech Level: High
  • Ownership: more than 1 year

3 out of 5 eggs

Pros: Good with neweggs. For best results, lay directly on GPU heatsink for 12 minutes.

Cons: The ones I got were limp. Can only cook one at a time per video card.

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  • Jeffrey A.
  • 4/1/2011 9:09:52 PM
  • Tech Level: Low
  • Ownership: less than 1 day

5 out of 5 eggsThis ain't no air biscuit!

Pros: fast shipping. biscuits had a great texture and weren't too dry.

Cons: did not come with butter. :(

Other Thoughts: If you use water cooling, you can set one in the bottom of you case. This will quickly absorb any leakage problem that might occure before you parts can be ruined from the water.

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  • Michael B.
  • 4/1/2011 9:01:01 PM
  • Tech Level: Somewhat High
  • Ownership: 1 day to 1 week

3 out of 5 eggsCould have been better

Pros: These biscuits arrived alot sooner than I expected! Light and fluffy!

Cons: The rest of my order has disappeared! I ordered gravy with the biscuits, but now Newegg says they 'don't have any record of it'.

Other Thoughts: The biscuits really deserve a 5-egg rating, but I'm deducting since I never got my gravy

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  • brandon l.
  • 4/1/2011 8:33:14 PM
  • Tech Level: Somewhat High
  • Ownership: 1 day to 1 week

1 out of 5 eggsMeh

Pros: They're biscuits, who doesn't love fluffy buttermilk biscuits :D

Cons: They were hard as rocks when I got 'em :/
They weren't fluffy at all, and no where near a nice golden brown color. The ones I got were charred black, such poor quality control for something like this

Other Thoughts: Wish I had ordered the Bacon instead..

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  • Young A.
  • 4/1/2011 8:23:21 PM
  • Tech Level: Somewhat High
  • Ownership: 1 week to 1 month

4 out of 5 eggsFluff

Pros: Fluffy :D !

Need i say more?

Cons: May be too fluffy.... Hmmmm....... Someone better tell me how they got so fluffy.

Other Thoughts: Fluffy as my 1982 Camaro's interior.
(The Camaro just fell off the earth one day)

^ You know thats pretty fluffy.

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