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Transcend JetFlash 770 32 GB USB 3.0 Flash Drive - White
  • neweggOwned For: 1 day to 1 week

4 out of 5 eggs Head warning on the path of Purple Confidence(TM) 11/25/2013

This review is from: Transcend JetFlash 770 32 GB USB 3.0 Flash Drive - White

Pros: Day 1: At first I didn't know what to think about this extremely standard USB drive, but then I saw it outside of its plastic-packaging-prison and it changed my life. The purple slider was so purple-y I gained a new sense of confidence. Purple Confidence™.
School became easier. Movies became better. Windows 8 started to run like Windows 7! It was miraculous! After using this product to transfer some English video projects that were due and some HD "videos" “acquired” from a recent LAN, I felt my life's purpose was clear. Transfer successful.

Day 2: On campus, during my English 102 class, I unsheathed my new flash drive with a potent motivation to share my new bling. The purple slider slid the internals smoothly, erecting the metallic connector into the USB slot. Obviously every girl in room let out a sigh, biting their lower lip; enough heated panties to trip the thermostat.

Even with all the newfound energy in the room, I remained cool. In the front of the room I inserted my data capsule. I could see a purple glint in the class's eyes. It's show time and I'm primed.

Cons: Day 2.5: After feeling like a boss using this fine purple beast of a product, I finally came to my demise. This products purple slider is so powerful it overcame my most fundamental logic.

Having primed the computer/projector in front of my super-motivated English 102 class I began to start my presentation, but the newly acquired thumb-drive-confidence led me astray. Without noticing, a stray click opened my “acquired” collection of “videos”. My mind was blinded by the Purple Confidence™.

I was still searching for the English project, wading through hundreds of pornographic video titles without hesitation. Beginning to question if I had saved the project file the day before, I finally found the file that seemed to match- "English Teacher Sends Naughty School Girl to Detention" was double-clicked.

The Purple Thumb-Drive-O-Swagger was confiscated, my day was ruined and my Purple Confidence™ was never regained. The purple 32GB of USB 3.0 was too much to bare and was eventually cast off a mountain side into a deep ocean grave.

Other Thoughts: The only thing I ask before you make this purchase is to heed caution. The purple slider will consume you which is why I will deduct a single egg. Only with the most fervent defense will one weild such power, a power unquestionably worth all five eggs.

Patriot Xporter XT Boost 8GB Flash Drive (USB 2.0 Portable) Model PEF8GUSB
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  • neweggOwned For: 1 month to 1 year

5 out of 5 eggs Isn't afraid of water! 07/26/2011

This review is from: Patriot Xporter XT Boost 8GB Flash Drive (USB 2.0 Portable) Model PEF8GUSB

Pros: I've been using this thumb drive constantly for the last 8 months without a single problem. It's cheap, fast and can be ran through the laundry at least three times without killing it! It's a beast!

Cons: slightly bulky, but worth it in the end.

Other Thoughts: I still have the cap miraculously. I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have survived the laundry without it; that is still to be tested (not on purpose of course)!


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Display Name: Benjamin T.

Date Joined: 01/08/06

  • Reviews: 2
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  • First Review: 07/26/11
  • Last Review: 11/25/13
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