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aaron g.

aaron g.

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Duke Nukem Forever

Duke Nukem Forever Xbox 360 Game
Duke Nukem Forever Xbox 360 Game

Pros: Attempts to be "old fashioned" shooter.

Cons: Joyless gun mechanics, horrible AI, terrible level design, ugly textures/graphics. The story in Forever is terrible and any attempt to explain anything consists solely of a character blocking a door blandly speaking for up to 5 minutes. Almost all the humor in Forever consists of simple references to other games or movies. Green power armor, Halo, I get it, not funny. Any joke that isn't reference based is a crude innuendo or . These types of jokes can be humorous, but when the best Forever offers is "I know where I'd stick him" there isn't much hope for anything else. Duke Nukem 3D had lines that are still repeated to this day, though this has to do somewhat with the juvenile mood of the audience, Duke Nukem Forever has no memorable lines whatsoever. This is probably the lowest brow game you can find without going into the XTREME games.

Overall Review: Duke Nukem Forever shouldn't even be played by the curious gamer. Just know this: Duke Nukem Forever is the single worst AAA game to ever be released. Don't waste 8 hours of your life on this trash.