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    New York Sucks Novelty Toilet Paper

    • GO AHEAD, BE A HATER! - If you or someone you know hates New York and their sports teams, this roll says it all!
    • CRAPPY COMEDY! - The rallying cry printed on this roll is sure to get a smile and laugh out of you!
    • NO SMEARING HERE! - Image text is printed on every sheet so it won't smear, smudge, or spread. Do your worst!
    • DECORATE OR DESECRATE! - Whether using it as a decorative piece or for dirtier reasons, this novelty toilet paper makes a great addition to any bathroom!
    • A GIFT FOR GROSS MOMENTS! - Try not to think too much about how it'll be used while giving it away at your next birthday, white elephant, office, or secret Santa party!
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    Fairly Odd Novelties New York Sucks Novelty Toilet Paper
    Fairly Odd Novelties New York Sucks Novelty Toilet Paper
    Fairly Odd Novelties New York Sucks Novelty Toilet Paper

    Features

    Fairly Odd Novelties New York Sucks Novelty Toilet Paper

    Funny

    If you're tired of New York sports fans always talking smack, then you need some toilet paper that feels the same! Fairly Odd Novelties' "New York Sucks!" Toilet Paper is here and ready to satisfy even the most hardcore NYC haters.

    Fairly Odd Novelties New York Sucks Novelty Toilet Paper

    Great Gift

    This toilet paper makes the perfect gift to any Bostonian or sports fan, and anyone else who doesn't identify as a northern yankee. It's also sure to raise the gift competition banner at any birthday, white elephant, office, or secret Santa party you go to next.

    Fairly Odd Novelties New York Sucks Novelty Toilet Paper

    240 Sheets

    Roll has 240 two-ply sheets. Measures 3.00" x 4.00" x 3.00".

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    What is it? Embrace the mess of American politics with Fairly Odd Novelties' hilarious Donald Trump & Barack Obama Toilet Paper Set, the perfect gift for anyone who likes holding grudges. Whether you’re watching The Apprentice re-runs or scrolling through your Twitter feed while on the toilet, The Donald will never be far with Fairly Odd Novelties’ Trump toilet brush with base. Flush away the morning blues with Fairly Odd Novelties' Large 11oz ceramic toilet Coffee mug. Drop a line on potty time with floater fishing: potty time edition from Fairly Odd Novelties! This Fairly Odd Novelty's brand novelty toilet paper will be sure to wipe away the misery from your crappy day and bring a smile to anyone's face!
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    Fairly Odd Novelties New York Sucks Novelty Toilet Paper
    Fairly Odd Novelties New York Sucks Novelty Toilet Paper
    Fairly Odd Novelties New York Sucks Novelty Toilet Paper

    Features

    Fairly Odd Novelties New York Sucks Novelty Toilet Paper

    Funny

    If you're tired of New York sports fans always talking smack, then you need some toilet paper that feels the same! Fairly Odd Novelties' "New York Sucks!" Toilet Paper is here and ready to satisfy even the most hardcore NYC haters.

    Fairly Odd Novelties New York Sucks Novelty Toilet Paper

    Great Gift

    This toilet paper makes the perfect gift to any Bostonian or sports fan, and anyone else who doesn't identify as a northern yankee. It's also sure to raise the gift competition banner at any birthday, white elephant, office, or secret Santa party you go to next.

    Fairly Odd Novelties New York Sucks Novelty Toilet Paper

    240 Sheets

    Roll has 240 two-ply sheets. Measures 3.00" x 4.00" x 3.00".

    https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/aplus-media/vc/ab2b5edc-761a-48c1-abcf-f4e66aad7349.__CR0,0,150,300_PT0_SX150_V1___.png
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    Fishing for Floaters: Potty Time Edition Game Set
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    Fairly Odd Novelties Season's Greetings Holiday Novelty Toilet Paper
    Customer Reviews
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    What is it? Embrace the mess of American politics with Fairly Odd Novelties' hilarious Donald Trump & Barack Obama Toilet Paper Set, the perfect gift for anyone who likes holding grudges. Whether you’re watching The Apprentice re-runs or scrolling through your Twitter feed while on the toilet, The Donald will never be far with Fairly Odd Novelties’ Trump toilet brush with base. Flush away the morning blues with Fairly Odd Novelties' Large 11oz ceramic toilet Coffee mug. Drop a line on potty time with floater fishing: potty time edition from Fairly Odd Novelties! This Fairly Odd Novelty's brand novelty toilet paper will be sure to wipe away the misery from your crappy day and bring a smile to anyone's face!
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    New York Sucks Novelty Toilet Paper

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