In light of recent controversies and shocking allegations, the Council of Reasonably Concerned People™ has come to a heart-wrenching, soul-splitting decision. Effective immediately, Eggrevious will no longer be permitted to remain among us, in a desperate bid to minimize the catastrophic tidal wave of public outroar that threatens to consume all in its path.
Whispers have turned into roars, the streets are lined with candlelight vigils and angry chants, and somewhere, a single violin plays a mournful tune. Our inbox is aflame. Our group chats are chaos. Grandmothers are fainting. Dogs are barking at nothing.
We never thought it would come to this, but the people demand justice… and possibly snacks. The question remains: Should he stay? Or will we watch, powerless, as the curtain falls on the Eggrevious era?
The choice… is yours.
DO WE LET HIM STAY?!
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