SHOWERS AGAINST GAMERS

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Too many gamers :video_game:
Too little soap :cross_mark::soap:
It’s time… to take back the nostrils.

Join the resistance:
:cross_mark::video_game: No more unwashed headset cushions
:cross_mark::video_game: No more “natural gamer musk”
:cross_mark::video_game: No more keyboard crust

We’re not asking for daily showers.
Just… occasional decency.

:small_blue_diamond: Soap is not a nerf.
:small_blue_diamond: Shower queues = real endgame.
:small_blue_diamond: Cleanliness is the real meta.

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But then how will anyone know I game?

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I think showering is a thing among gamers. The Call of Duty 4-Pack from Dr. Squatch is SOLD OUT!

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you gotta beat them 2min outta spawn and they will know

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crusty keyboard ruins the key sound, and NOTHING IS ALLOWED TO RUIN THE SOUND

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Where’s the fun in that?

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Lmao this reminds me of Steve from Gamers Nexus talking about waiting on a shampoo company to sponsor him.. while using useless marketing like this shampoo will give you more fps… Your cath lines are way better tho. Love the no more keyboard crust.

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