Resists the Elements!
All paints and materials used are tested to conform with current U.S safety regulations. Complies with CA Proposition 65
Gnude Gnomes
Don't like our color choices? We give you "Gnude" Gnomes - ready to paint gnome statues to personalize and unleash your inner artist!
Holiday Gnome Ornaments
Join Gnometastic on the naughty list! These merry and mischievous gnomes will spice up any holiday decor. The nice list is overrated anyway!
Big To Small
We have them all! From extra large 12.5 inch gnomes to 3.5 inch minis and just about every size in between.
Adorable, Funny - Zen Gnome!
Zen Gnome has the right attitude, from her manicured red finger nails to coffee in hand! Perched atop a mushroom cap, this sassy girl gnome exudes serenity now! Available in 8.85 & 3.75in mini gnome
Tiki Bar Gnome and Totem Pole Garden Statue, 10 in
He's not solar but Tiki Gnome will brighten any space! Colorful addition to any tiki or garden space! Sitting under the Tiki Bar totem pole sign sipping a drink and soaking up the tropical vibes!
Crash landing into a garden near you!
Cute gnome mushroom house with stunned tiny garden gnomes and crashed flying saucer statue wouldn't look out of place at Area 51 or in your garden.
(We promise no gnomes or aliens were harmed)
Collect Them All!
Meet our cast of "colorful" characters and bad habits
 The ORIGINAL Double Bird |  Smoking Gnome |  Lady Double Bird |  Angry Gnome w. Blank Sign |  Beer Drinking Gnome |  Retired & Loving It Gnome | |
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Customer Reviews | — | — | — | — | — | — |
Price | — | — | — | — | — | — |
Multiple Sizes Available | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
Unpainted Version Available | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | No |
Hand Painted | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
Indoor/Outdoor Decor | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
Resin | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
We have them all! From extra large 12.5 inch gnomes to 3.5 inch minis and just about in between - we make our gnomes in all sizes.
- Designed in the USA (with love)
- Hand painted
- Weather resistant
- All materials and paints are safety tested
Funny and Unique!
Definitely Naughty
Sometimes Rude
Hilarious addition to your garden, porch, yard, office or home decor or anywhere you think is appropriate!
Meet the Mini versions!
Mini & Mischievous
Paint your own gnome!
Mini gnomes to paint!
Gnometastic Holiday Ornaments make the season bright (and maybe a little bit naughty)!
On the naughty List!
Deck the Halls!
Why do we love what we do?
We have a blast coming up with garden gnome concepts. Sometimes naughty, sometimes rude but usually nice!
How did we get our start?
Our very first gnome was the "Double Bird Gnome" - DB, as he's affectionately known around the office, was the brain child of our boss - when trying to decide on a design for a single "bird" gnome, he insisted "two was better than one" - and the gnome legend was born!
What makes our products unique?
Our garden gnomes represent the collective zaniness of the entire Gnometastic team. We thrive on outlandish, crazy and sometimes rude ideas.
We have them all! From extra large 12.5 inch gnomes to 3.5 inch minis and just about in between - we make our gnomes in all sizes.
- Designed in the USA (with love)
- Hand painted
- Weather resistant
- All materials and paints are safety tested
Funny and Unique!
Definitely Naughty
Sometimes Rude
Hilarious addition to your garden, porch, yard, office or home decor or anywhere you think is appropriate!
Meet the Mini versions!
Mini & Mischievous
Paint your own gnome!
Mini gnomes to paint!
Gnometastic Holiday Ornaments make the season bright (and maybe a little bit naughty)!
On the naughty List!
Deck the Halls!
Why do we love what we do?
We have a blast coming up with garden gnome concepts. Sometimes naughty, sometimes rude but usually nice!
How did we get our start?
Our very first gnome was the "Double Bird Gnome" - DB, as he's affectionately known around the office, was the brain child of our boss - when trying to decide on a design for a single "bird" gnome, he insisted "two was better than one" - and the gnome legend was born!
What makes our products unique?
Our garden gnomes represent the collective zaniness of the entire Gnometastic team. We thrive on outlandish, crazy and sometimes rude ideas.
Unique Gnomes!
They definitely stand out in a crowd! Standard gnomes range in size from 8.5" to 9 inches tall.
Two Birds, One Gnome
Don't like our color choices? We give you "Gnude" Gnomes, ready to paint gnome statues
Resists the Elements!
All paints and materials used are tested to conform with current U.S safety regulations. Complies with CA Proposition 65
Gnude Gnomes
Don't like our color choices? We give you "Gnude" Gnomes - ready to paint gnome statues to personalize and unleash your inner artist!
Holiday Gnome Ornaments
Join Gnometastic on the naughty list! These merry and mischievous gnomes will spice up any holiday decor. The nice list is overrated anyway!
Big To Small
We have them all! From extra large 12.5 inch gnomes to 3.5 inch minis and just about every size in between.
Adorable, Funny - Zen Gnome!
Tiki Bar Gnome and Totem Pole Garden Statue, 10 in
Crash landing into a garden near you!
Zen Gnome has the right attitude, from her manicured red finger nails to coffee in hand! Perched atop a mushroom cap, this sassy girl gnome exudes serenity now! Available in 8.85 & 3.75in mini gnome
He's not solar but Tiki Gnome will brighten any space! Colorful addition to any tiki or garden space! Sitting under the Tiki Bar totem pole sign sipping a drink and soaking up the tropical vibes!
Cute gnome mushroom house with stunned tiny garden gnomes and crashed flying saucer statue wouldn't look out of place at Area 51 or in your garden.
(We promise no gnomes or aliens were harmed)
Collect Them All!
Meet our cast of "colorful" characters and bad habits
The ORIGINAL Double Bird | Smoking Gnome | Lady Double Bird | Angry Gnome w. Blank Sign | Beer Drinking Gnome | Retired & Loving It Gnome |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Customer Reviews | |||||
| — | — | — | — | — | — |
| Price | |||||
| — | — | — | — | — | — |
| Multiple Sizes Available | |||||
| ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
| Unpainted Version Available | |||||
| Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | No |
| Hand Painted | |||||
| ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
| Indoor/Outdoor Decor | |||||
| ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
| Resin | |||||
| ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |