Test 033 - OEM

Overcluck your morning with the delicious flavor of Newegg's protein infused eggs. These new 2011 models are handpicked from genetically improved chickens raised in the open range of our shipping warehouse and loaded with performance enhancing chemicals and preservatives, ensuring a longer daily MTBF for your system.

Compatible with the following egg builds: scrambled, over easy, sunny side up, and poached. Egg Sandwich compatible with optional Newegg Bread (Coming Soon!).

Complement your breakfast build with Newegg Bacon! Why use conventional CPU coolers that waste heat when you can channel those blazing temperatures and fry some tasty bacon?
Fans broken? Vents choked by dust bunnies? Water cooling system low on coolant? No problem! Now that your system is an overpriced E-Z Bake Oven, add Newegg Biscuits to your breakfast build and enjoy a satisfying treat while you work! Kids will love watching the biscuits rise through the acrylic window in your case!

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