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Goat Simulator 3 - PlayStation 5
  • T - Teen
  • You can be a goat
  • 3 of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op
  • No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There’s a goat for everyone!
  • Or dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care.
  • This time we actually hired ‘game designers’ and we’re told they’ve added ‘an ok amount of content’; events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak
  • They’ve added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)
  • Who said anything about a musical?
  • You can be Keanu Ree... (jk, wanted to check you were still reading)
  • But you can be a goldfish (true story)
  • Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you how to become one with your local herd? Probably not. Learning about real goats with David Attenborough or something
  • $24.99