Dominion: Empires

The world is big and your kingdom gigantic. It's no longer a kingdom really;
it's an empire. Which makes you the emperor. This entitles you to a better
chair, plus you can name a salad after yourself. It's not easy being emperor.
The day starts early, when you light the sacred flame; then it's hours of
committee meetings, trying to establish exactly why the sacred flame keeps
going out. Sometimes your armies take over a continent and you just have no
idea where to put it. And there's the risk of assassination; you have a food
taster, who tastes anything before you eat it, and a dagger tester, who gets
stabbed by anything before it stabs you. You've taken to staying at home
whenever it's the Ides of anything. Still overall it's a great job. You
wouldn't trade it for the world - especially given how much of the world you
already have.