WITLESS PROTECTION

Deputy Larry Sandler (Larry the cable Guy) is a small-town sheriff's deputy with good time buddies, a sassy but adoring girlfriend named Connie (McCarthy), and dreams of being an FBI agent. Providence comes Larry's way when he spots Madeleine Dimkowski (IMilicevic) and concludes that her FBI escorts, led by Yaphet Kotto, are not on the level. Larry kidnaps big city snob Madeleine, who is a key government witness against corrupt businessman Arthur Grimsley (Stormare), and resolves to deliver her to the proper authorities in Chicago. Hotly pursued by Kotto's bogus FBI agents, as well as Grimsley's devious security chief (Eric Roberts), Larry and Madeleine must learn to bridge their many cultural differences if they are to make it to the trial alive.