Space Marines 2 Review - one of the GOATS with a slight grind

I honestly loved Space Marines 2. It was my first INTRODUCTION to 40k universe and they absolutely NAILED The setting and story telling. It got me so interested, I started listening 40k lore regularly on my youtube playlist.
The gameplay loop isn’t perfect, but the campaign is incredible. i think the PvP was slightly empty but still fun regardless w/ a bit much grind. Didn’t experience bugs during my playthrough honestly, only xenos. But my friend experienced bugs.

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

—{ Graphics }—
☐ You forget what reality is
:check_box_with_check: Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

—{ Gameplay }—
☐ Very good
:check_box_with_check: Good
☐ It’s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don’t

—{ Audio }—
☐ Eargasm
:check_box_with_check: Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I’m now deaf

—{ Audience }—
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
:check_box_with_check: Adults
☐ Grandma

—{ PC Requirements }—
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
:check_box_with_check: Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

—{ Game Size }— (75 Gb!)
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
:check_box_with_check: Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

—{ Difficulty }—
☐ Just press ‘W’
☐ Easy
:check_box_with_check:Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

—{ Grind }—
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn’t necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
:check_box_with_check:Too much grind
☐ You’ll need a second life for grinding

—{ Story }—
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
:check_box_with_check: It’ll replace your life

—{ Game Time }—
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
:check_box_with_check: Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

—{ Price }—
☐ It’s free!
:check_box_with_check: Worth the price
☐ If it’s on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

—{ Bugs }—
☐ Never heard of
:check_box_with_check: Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

—{ ? / 10 }—
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:check_box_with_check: 9
☐ 10

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Same, only played because my Friend is deeply into this franchise and I was surprised how fun and interesting this game was. Have not played in a bit, but while the PVP was fun, it only had like 3 maps so it definitely felt repetitive after a while,

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The Emperor Protects

think 40k has been doing “decent” recently
Rogue Trader was good
Space Marines 2 was good
Dark Tide (was bad then good)
Chaos Gate was good

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Oh no, the steam reviews page leaked into Newegg!
Thank you for the review nonetheless

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XD THE STEAM REVIEWS ARE COMING lol

not a bad review though, thanks @BobFromSales

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I’ve always liked the Steam Format honestly, it’s so simple and to the point.

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i edited it after copying it ofc to have it be my review

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