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"Oh. My. Lord.Business. I work in Cubeville, in a secure environment that doesn't allow wireless devices or microphones, so the detachable mic, wired speakers and over-the-ear features were deal makers. As many cube dwellers and 'Til Tuesday can attest, voices carry, and I dwell near some doozies. Just today, I was able to snuggle into the padded, glasses-accommodating, adjustable Headband of Joy and ignore the freshly-returned-from-Maternity-Leave Mansplainer chatting to DramaWoman about 'splainers wife's vay jay jay. Apparently, 'splainer's offspring is large, in charge, and recently born, so things down yunder are out of sorts and up for discussion. #I'mNotShittingYou. Anyhoo, these are great headphones for the price. They are Turtle Beach, so I give them a year at most, but for $30 on sale, it's a year of less drama, less mama, and more peace & quiet. They aren't noise cancelling, hence the Forced, Unsolicited, Carnal Knowledge noted above, but the inline volume control allowed me to crank up the noise until I couldn't hear myself break wind."